Gentlemen, it is that time of the week again.
No, it's not the time for me to express my complete and utter disappointment at the other of this blog, although there is plenty of that incoming.
It is the time now to make the weekly rage out update.
In the last rage essence, I mentioned an individual, who happened to take an insult a tiny smidgen bit too seriously and throw a goddamn keyboard across the room.
Today's rage essence showcases this individual once again, although this time, he introduces us to not the F1 rage storm, but the F2.
The F2 rage storm is different from the F1 in that it is much more sustained, and makes everyone around more welcoming to the idea of arming the civilian populace.
What results from this is much chair and monitor flipping, along with a couple of hard kicks to desks that causes near inches of displacement.
The damage that inevitable is inflicted on the inanimate objects in the general area is impossible to prevent, so how are you supposed to stop an F2 rage storm?
Prevention is always better than any solution.
Consider what happened to trigger this storm. The same instigator from last time, decided it would be abso-fucking-lutely hilarious to invade the seat that our rager had already taken by flipping the chair on him.
That's right kids, if you violently take over someone else's seat, be prepared to fend of a F2 rage storm. Especially if that someone is a fat guy. Never fuck with fat guys. That is all.
-tis Tommy
Btw, it's nice to see you finally posted; I lol at your attempt to give relationship advice; I am extremely disappoint that you choose to once again insult me.
Clearly, you are only nice to one person, and we all know who that is (for those out of the loop, go read the "Surprise" post. Seriously, go read it and then tell it to the whole world; lulz will be assured).
Also, I'm totally not depressed or raging, I've actually been very content with life lately.
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