The Intellectual Mavericks

It has come to light that many remain ignorant of the grand and expansive history that is the religion of Chung.
And while I work furiously to remedy that problem, another issue has also come to light.

This post is to address the great travesty that is the raging ignorance surrounding Westdale Programming Team A's incredibly awesome title

The Intellectual Mavericks.

Like this. Times a billion. Then raised to the power of Chung.

I'm not going to elaborate on what an intellectual is since everyone here should know what an intellectual is; for those who don't, how are you even reading this you illiterate fuck?

Anyway, the real issue here is regarding the meaning of Maverick; a word of which a painfully large amount of individuals do not comprehend properly.

Now some of you might tell me: "Maverick is easy to define, it just refers to cattle that hasn't been branded!"
In which case congratulations, you have managed to look up Maverick on Wikipedia and click the first result.
This does not, however, make you any less of an ignorant dumbass.

Wikipedia is the number one information source for intellectuals to use. Unfortunately, it is also the number one information source for dumbasses to abuse.

The true definition of Maverick as it pertains to The Intellectual Mavericks is this one:


Mavericks are a breed of individual that is in essence a dissenter. A Maverick is a lone individual that stands apart from his associates. 

Still confused? That's fine, I have no idea what that means either; to better explain how the Intellectual Mavericks differed from mere mortals, I will take you to the birth place of the Intellectual Mavericks. The board-wide ECOO programming contest.

There was no slow, meteoric rise for the Intellectual Mavericks, from the moment of our birth, it was evident that we were going to be a force to be reckoned with.

As the Intellectual Mavericks, we stood out among everyone else present; our force was so great the competition had to be held underground as to shield the rest of the world from us; our presence was so immense that by the end of the competition a mini-solar system had formed around us (full disclosure: our group did also have Chung in it); By the end of the competition, we had so thoroughly roflstomped our opponents that it was no surprise that even the survivors decided to take up permanent residence at the local cemetery.

You may think it was cruel of us to so thoroughly humiliate our opponents, but you must understand that this was Westdale's triumphant return into the world of programming, and in our immaturity we were unable to suppress our great power.
For the past years, the programming champions of the board did not even think of Westdale; indeed to them we did not even exist.
Even in our infancy, we knew what we had to do.
We Mavericks had a legacy to uphold, and not only that we had to make everyone remember the overwhelming force of Westdale's programmers. The ones to bring the great legacy of Westdale programming back into the forefront of the present was us. The Intellectual Mavericks.

And such is the meaning behind our title. We are a rag-tag team of individuals; of free-thinking loners who have joined together under the banner of greed and boredom; our action as a newborn entity was to revive a forgotten legacy, and in the future we may very well end up controlling the world; after which we will sell it for a profit to our alien overlords.

Yo Starcraft 2, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Starcraft Brood War had one of the best overlords of all time. of ALL TIME.

I know many of you think you can say that because Mavericks are suppose to be loners, we cannot really call ourselves Mavericks because we're a group and the makes it an oxymoron.

Little do you know however, that we are fucking Mavericks and we transcend such petty semantics.
Fucking rebels, thats who we are. So until you become truly enlightened, just be quiet and watch the Intellectual Mavericks do they magic.

And you wanted a big black coke right STFU?

-tis Tommy (speaking on behalf of The Intellectual Mavericks)